dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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