Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Randomize