question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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