I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Randomize
