69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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