What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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