so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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