The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I need moral support for this bender
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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