i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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