i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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