whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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