i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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