I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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