It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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