part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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