I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
