Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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