sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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