I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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