Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
