Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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