i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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