Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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