Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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