I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
