She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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