; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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