I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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