I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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