Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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