Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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