he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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