well I can't set my house on fire every night
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
