There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
well you can't waste a boner
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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