I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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