Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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