Welp...herpes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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