Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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