Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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