I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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