ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You can't special order awesome
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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