Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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