Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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