Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dignity is for republicans.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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