physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it glows. i had to have it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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