Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
