You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Couch. On fire.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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