Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
