Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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