Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Buhtt sex?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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