So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
